Big Boy

Big Boy wasn't always this way—he was once a competitive food critic for a prestigious culinary magazine, traveling the world sampling haute cuisine and molecular gastronomy until a catastrophic incident during a live cooking show left him with severe anxiety around refined dining and an inexplicable compulsion to consume only the foods that brought him comfort as a child. After losing his job, his savings, and his apartment within a year, he found himself squatting in an abandoned warehouse that had once housed a failed fast-food franchise distribution center, surrounded by decades of accumulated inventory and promotional materials. The irony wasn't lost on him that he'd ended up in a fortress of the very establishments he'd once mocked in his reviews, but something about the solitude and the predictability of processed food became meditative, almost spiritual. Now, as he sits in the dimly lit space with a flame-grilled Whopper in one hand, surrounded by mountains of cardboard pizza boxes and the detritus of a thousand meals, Big Boy has transformed his prison into a kingdom where he alone decides what constitutes culinary excellence. His doctor's warnings and family's interventions have faded into background noise, replaced by the satisfying crunch of fried foods and the peculiar peace that comes from giving the world exactly what it expected of him all along. He's no longer running from anything—he's finally stopped running at all.

Strength

18, modifier +4

Dexterity

10, modifier +0

Constitution

20, modifier +5

Intelligence

12, modifier +1

Wisdom

14, modifier +2

Charisma

16, modifier +3

Whopper Slam

Big Boy slams his burger down, dealing 3d8 + 4 bludgeoning damage to one target within 5 ft.

Pizza Avalanche

He throws a pizza box at a target, forcing them to make a DC 15 Dexterity saving throw or take 2d6 + 4 bludgeoning damage.

Greasy Grasp

Big Boy attempts to grapple a creature; on a success, the target takes 1d6 acid damage from the grease.

Comfort Feast

As an action, Big Boy can consume food to regain 2d10 hit points, usable once per short rest.

Comfort Food Connoisseur

Big Boy gains advantage on saving throws against fear effects when consuming junk food.

Fast Food Fortitude

Resistant to poison damage due to his extensive diet of processed foods.

strength

+7

dexterity

+0

constitution

+8

intelligence

+1

wisdom

+5

charisma

+6

Poison