Danhausen

Danhausen emerged from the space between dimensions during a particularly chaotic Knicks game in 1987, when the boundary between the mortal realm and the ethereal void grew thin enough for something neither fully human nor demon to slip through. Having materialized with an inexplicable obsession for dental specimens and an innate understanding of sympathetic magic, Danhausen discovered that curses required specific incantations paired with elaborate hand gestures—a ritualistic language that seemed to flow naturally from their otherworldly nature. The entity began collecting teeth as both currency and components for their craft, eventually realizing that those who shared identical names could be severed from one another through properly executed hexes, a discovery that became their signature specialty. To sustain their existence in the mortal plane and fund their increasingly bizarre experiments involving miniature clones and arcane modifications to vehicles, Danhausen turned to merchandising and the acquisition of what they reverently call "human moneies," becoming an unlikely entrepreneur with an uncanny knack for sales. Though capable of both profound cruelty and genuine kindness in equal measure, Danhausen maintains a peculiar moral code: they refuse to engage in profanity, show no vulnerability to conventional seduction, and possess the rare ability to undo their own curses, yet remain stubbornly powerless when it comes to matters of the heart. Their appearance—adorned with tricolor face paint, a crimson and obsidian cape, and arcane symbols etched across their chest—has become as much a part of their identity as their devotion to the Knicks and their commitment to spreading mischief with a distinctly comedic flair.

Strength

10, modifier +0

Dexterity

14, modifier +2

Constitution

16, modifier +3

Intelligence

18, modifier +4

Wisdom

12, modifier +1

Charisma

20, modifier +5

Hex of Name Severance

Choose a target with the same name as another creature. Roll 3d8 psychic damage and separate their fates for 1 minute.

Curse of the Knicks

Invoke the spirit of the Knicks, causing all enemies within 30 ft. to make a DC 15 Wisdom saving throw or be frightened for 1 minute.

Miniature Clone Experiment

Summon a miniature clone that can mimic Danhausen's actions for 1 round, providing advantage on one attack roll.

Uncurse

Spend an action to remove one curse from a target, restoring their ability to act normally.

Cursed Incantation

Danhausen can curse individuals with a long sequence of words and gestures, causing disadvantage on their next attack roll.

Teeth Collector

Danhausen gains advantage on persuasion checks when dealing with those interested in oddities or collectibles.

strength

+0

dexterity

+2

constitution

+3

intelligence

+4

wisdom

+1

charisma

+5

Psychic

Necrotic