I'M Going To Commit A Crime

Born into a nondescript existence that he deliberately erased from history, I'M Going To Commit A Crime chose his moniker as a philosophical statement—a rejection of identity itself in favor of pure, unapologetic action. After discovering an accidental rift between dimensions while fleeing authorities in his native world, he realized that conventional crime was merely the amateur's limitation, and began orchestrating heists across infinite realities, each theft a masterclass in chaos and rule-breaking that he eagerly documented for the next generation of criminal prodigies he mentored. His legendary status as the world's most wanted criminal grew exponentially when he demonstrated the ability to move between fictional universes and reality itself, making him impossible to capture through conventional means, though he maintained an ironclad personal code that kept him distant from harming children, always ensuring their safety before executing his elaborate schemes. His sprawling pocket dimension sanctuary, "My Crib," became a museum of impossible acquisitions—artifacts from worlds that shouldn't exist, treasures that defied physics, each piece a testament to his criminal artistry and stored behind security systems designed by his own twisted genius. The only chink in his armor materialized in the form of beautiful women, whose charm could momentarily distract him from his calling, leading him to surround himself with a carefully curated harem of companions who understood his nature. Forever masked and one-gun ready, he travels the multiverse not for wealth but for the pure intoxication of transgression itself, utterly indifferent to the paradox of being a fictional character operating across all planes of existence.

Strength

14, modifier +2

Dexterity

20, modifier +5

Constitution

16, modifier +3

Intelligence

18, modifier +4

Wisdom

12, modifier +1

Charisma

16, modifier +3

Quick Draw

Draw and fire a gun in one fluid motion. Make a ranged attack with +9 to hit, dealing 2d10 piercing damage.

Heist Mastery

Choose a target. Gain advantage on all checks related to stealing from that target for 1 minute.

Multiverse Escape

Teleport to a different fictional universe as a bonus action, reappearing within 60 ft.

Sideways Shot

Fire a gun sideways, creating a distraction. All enemies within 10 ft. must succeed on a DC 17 Wisdom saving throw or be frightened until the end of their next turn.

Harem's Charm

Charm a beautiful woman within 30 ft. on a failed DC 16 Charisma saving throw, gaining advantage on all actions against her for 1 minute.

Master of Disguise

Can change appearance at will, gaining advantage on deception checks.

Evasion

Takes no damage on successful Dexterity saving throws against area effects.

strength

+5

dexterity

+9

intelligence

+8

wisdom

+5

Psychic

Poison