Lord Dusttin

Decades ago, a traveling minstrel named Dusttin witnessed his entire village razed by a tyrannical warlord who deemed their potholed roads unworthy of his carriage wheels, and in that moment of despair, he made a pact with a dying artifact-smith to become something more than human—something that could never be silenced, corrupted, or unmade. The smith bound Dusttin's essence into an enchanted refuse bin, transforming him into a being of pure righteous determination, and though the process left his original face forever sealed away, it granted him immunity to poison, plague, and the persuasive lies of nobility. For twenty years he wandered the kingdom as a one-man theatrical troupe, using his bardic gifts to expose the cruelties and absurdities of the ruling class, from dragon-lords hoarding untaxed gold to necromancers enslaving the dead without consent, all while composing ballads so catchy that even the corrupt nobility found themselves humming revolutionary verses against their will. When he discovered that Clactonia's ancient constitution contained a forgotten clause allowing for popular election, Dusttin saw his true calling: to run for the throne not through conquest or divine right, but through the most radical weapon of all—the will of common people. Now he campaigns tirelessly, his dented crown and purple cloak becoming symbols of hope for villagers tired of crumbling roads and empty wells, and though none can say whether the man inside the bin is still Dusttin the bard or something altogether stranger, his message rings clear: even a voice emerging from garbage can inspire a kingdom to believe in itself.

Strength

14, modifier 2

Dexterity

16, modifier 3

Constitution

20, modifier 5

Intelligence

18, modifier 4

Wisdom

15, modifier 2

Charisma

20, modifier 5

Righteous Ballad

As an action, Lord Dusttin sings a ballad that inspires allies. Each ally within 30 ft. can regain 2d8 + Charisma modifier hit points.

Crown of Refuse

As a bonus action, Dusttin can create a shield of refuse, granting +2 AC until the start of his next turn.

Pothole Strike

Dusttin targets one creature within 30 ft. and rolls 3d6 + 5 damage. If the target is a noble, they are also stunned until the end of their next turn.

Dragon Taxation

Dusttin can force a dragon within 60 ft. to make a DC 18 Wisdom saving throw. On a failure, the dragon must pay 100 gold pieces or take 4d10 psychic damage.

Magical Lottery

As an action, Dusttin can summon a magical lottery, allowing him to choose one ally to gain advantage on their next attack roll or saving throw.

Voice of the People

All allies within 30 feet gain advantage on saving throws against fear.

Refuse Resilience

Immunity to poison and disease, and advantage on saving throws against charm effects.

strength

6

dexterity

7

intelligence

8

wisdom

5

constitution

10

charisma

10

Poison

Psychic