TwóJ Stary

In the frost-bitten taverns of the northern borderlands, TwóJ Stary earned his fearsome reputation not through training or discipline, but through decades of drowning his sorrows in spirits so potent they rewired his very flesh. Once a soldier of modest renown, he watched his entire regiment perish in a cursed valley, and the guilt drove him to drink with an intensity that transformed him into something more than human—a walking embodiment of rage and alcohol-fueled invulnerability. His body, marinated in liquor for so long, became impervious to conventional weapons; blades bounce off his hide, arrows shatter against his skin, and magic finds no purchase in a form so thoroughly saturated with supernatural spirits. He wanders the roads with a perpetual sway and a bottle perpetually clutched in his weathered grip, dispensing brutal justice to bandits, monsters, and tyrants foolish enough to cross his path. Those desperate or cunning enough to seek his aid quickly learn that TwóJ Stary's only currency is the finest alcohol they can procure—payment in coin means nothing to a man who has already lost everything that money could buy. His legend grows with each settlement he saves and each enemy he obliterates in a drunken fury, though none can say whether he fights for justice, vengeance, or simply because the violence helps him forget.

Strength

20, modifier 5

Dexterity

14, modifier 2

Constitution

20, modifier 5

Intelligence

8, modifier -1

Wisdom

12, modifier 1

Charisma

10, modifier 0

Berserker's Fury

Make two melee attacks with a weapon. On a hit, each attack deals 2d10 + 5 slashing damage.

Alcoholic Smash

TwóJ Stary slams his bottle on the ground, creating a shockwave. Each creature within 15 ft. must succeed on a DC 15 Strength saving throw or take 3d6 thunder damage and be knocked prone.

Rage of the Spirits

TwóJ Stary enters a rage for 1 minute, gaining advantage on Strength checks and saving throws, and dealing an extra 2d6 damage on melee attacks. Can be used 3 times per long rest.

Drunken Stagger

TwóJ Stary moves up to half his speed without provoking opportunity attacks. He can make one melee attack as a bonus action after this movement.

Drunken Resilience

TwóJ Stary has resistance to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing damage from non-magical attacks.

Strength

8

Constitution

8

Wisdom

4

Bludgeoning

Piercing

Slashing