Weapon

Wakey Wonk'S Hammer

Created by hoytti

# Wakey Wonk'S Hammer This absurdly oversized mallet features a comically massive head spanning six feet in diameter, crafted from enchanted wood and reinforced with bands of mythril. Only Wakey Wonk possesses the supernatural strength required to wield this unwieldy instrument with any semblance of grace, while others find it immovable regardless of their physical prowess. When the hammer connects with a target, it unleashes a peculiar magical effect that compresses the victim's body into a paper-thin state for approximately one minute, rendering them harmless and immobilized. The afflicted creature experiences no actual damage during this flattening, instead retaining full consciousness while temporarily trapped in their compressed form. Once the minute elapses, the target's body explosively expands back to its original shape and condition with a comedic *pop*, as if the laws of physics themselves were merely suggestions. The hammer's unpredictable enchantment makes it both a formidable tool for incapacitation and a source of bewilderment to those unfamiliar with its chaotic properties. Legend suggests the weapon was crafted by